Molly Crabapple

Molly Crabapple

  • Shooter Boys and At-Risk Girls

    When I was 12, I was thrown out of school for, among other crimes, drawing headless cheerleaders during English. The same year I was hauled before earnest adults concerned about my future. I was an at-risk girl. No one would ever say at risk for what

  • Rubber Bullets in the Streets of Madrid

    The night in Madrid smelled like fireworks and spray paint. Riot cops guarded TGI Fridays. A security guard with a kerchief over his face saw a boy spray painting his building. The guard shoved him, hard, to the sidewalk.

  • The World of a Professional Naked Girl

    For every free coffee beauty privilege gets you, it also gets you a guy following you down the steps on the subway, saying he wants to work his tongue into your ass.