Jesse Donaldson
Working on a Cruise Ship Is Part Dorm Life, Part Nightmare
Drink cheap booze! Screw your coworkers! Just never, ever ask for “pineapple water.”
Don’t Worry, You Can Still Share a Mansion with a Bunch of Freaks in Vancouver
Rumours of “collective house” decline have been slightly exaggerated.
What It’s Like to Tell Your Friends and Family You’re Polyamorous
“It was basically like I'd said: ‘Mom, I have to tell you something. I eat chairs.’”
People Tell Us About The First Time They Felt Old
When teens think you might rat them out for smoking weed, you are old.
Talking to the Woman Who Helped Turn 4/20 Into a Weed Holiday
Let’s raise a blunt to Danna O’Donnell.
Polyamorous People Tell Their Worst Breakup Stories
We get dumped for the same reasons as anybody—there are just more people involved.
All the Strange Things People Have Done With Their Relatives’ Cremated Remains
What a time to be dead.
I Went to A Breakup Party And It Was Actually Kind of Awesome
Rather than fight the truth, they decided to acknowledge it with balloons and streamers.
People Told Us Their Stories of Sweet, Sweet Revenge
Sometimes revenge is a dish best served with bodily fluids.
This Is Why You Probably Hate Slam Poetry, According to a Linguistic Scholar
It’s called “slam voice” and apparently most poets hate it too.
How to Have Sex at Your Parents' House
Some questionable ideas for having sexy, sexy sex at mom and dad’s.
We Asked an Undertaker Why He Keeps Strangers’ Unclaimed Ashes for Decades
Lawrence Shrader definitely has more dead people in his basement than you do.