Kelly McClure
We Saw This: Sufjan Stevens' Christmas Sing-A-Long Seasonal Affective Disorder Yuletide Disaster Pageant on Ice
Even though my gf and I were literally surrounded by disgusting buffoons during Sufjan Stevens' first annual Christmas situation at the Bowery in NY on Friday, we had an amazing time because 1) we were there and we like each other a lot 2) Sufjan was...
VICE Premiere: White Lung's "Deadbeat" Video
In celebration of 'Rolling Stone' picking White Lung's 'Sorry' as one of their top albums of the year, here's the premiere of their video for "Deadbeat." We liked this band first, and we love them the best. So there.
At Long Last - My Pick for the Best Album of 2012
You got my dick, I wanna ticket to my dick, maybe we can my dick, maybe together we can my dick. Any my dick is better, started from my dick got nothing to lose.
Show us Your Muscles and Win a Subscription to the Joyful Noise Flexi-Disc Series
Joyful Noise is offering up one free subscription to their 2013 Flexi-Disc Series. All you have to do to enter is send a picture of your muscles (any set of muscles will do).
Maybe This Could Be Your Life
Maybe this could be your life. Maybe you own hair clippers to keep yourself tight and nice. Maybe your girlfriend buys you a new bottle of cologne every time she goes to the gas station. Maybe you collect hats. Hats from all over the world.
A Cool Gift Bounty of Cool Things for the Cool People in Your Life
Well here it is, less than two weeks away from Christmas, and you still haven't figured out what to buy for all of the relevant and socially, or sexually climable people in your life.
Celebrate the End of the World (Year) with Sandra Bernhard at Joe's Pub
Sandra Bernhard is performing two shows a night at Joe's Pub at the end of this month. It's the only time of the year where she's contractually obligated to hang out with me.
We Saw This: King Dude and Psychic TV
The music of King Dude, on a recording, is all booming, creepy, gritty vocals. When I listen to him, I feel as though a family of dark horses are riding on ribbons of black smoke through my ear holes, and into my mind. I wanted this to translate to his...
TD Cruze Made a Hip-Hop Album With Just Animal Noises
This morning I spent some time with TD Cruze's album, 'The Savage Beast'. This, as I'm told by the source, is the world's first ever animal noise only hip-hop album. Well isn't that fresh and new?
Kitty Pryde and Jelz Much Team Up to Make Lesbian Daddy
Kitty Pryde and Jelz Much teamed up to make the duo Lesbian Daddy. I literally, at this moment, can't think of anything that pleases me more. Here's the premiere of their song, "Internet Boyz."
Ginger Baker Cracks Skulls in 'Beware of Mr. Baker'
What we learn in Beware of Mr. Baker, or at least what I took away from it, is that although he was an amazingly talented drummer (not only for Cream, but also for Blind Faith with Eric Clapton and Steve Winwood), he was a supreme dickhead.
We Saw This: R. Kelly
I find myself fascinated by R. Kelly, and want to submerge myself into his life force, which is why I took my sex lover to his show on Friday night at the Theater at Madison Square Garden in New York.