dear diary
I Held a $110K Piece of the Moon, and, Well, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If you’re in the market for a $110,000 piece of the Moon, it’s your lucky day.
What It's Like to Go Bowling With Someone Who Has Ebola
I know I don't have Ebola. So why do I feel like this?
The secondary market for Soylent on Craigslist and Ebay
People are reselling their food of the future.
WHOOSH! Is Good at Cleaning Screens, Reminding Me of My Failures
Let me just get this off my back, OK?
Being Twelve Years Old
A few months ago, Leslie Stein emailed us an illustrated excerpt from her diary. We loved it so much, we asked her to share more of her colorful diary entries with us.
Dear Diary
Last night was Halloween but I didn’t do anything. I stayed home to give out candy but nobody really came to our door. Supposedly there was a fight at Barry Lane, and Ally and Julie went and Marcie and Wendy were there too but I guess I feel like...
Lesley Arfin's Tidbits
Here are some of the volumes that I mine for "Dear Diary" material. These are all the best-looking ones. Most of the others are just marble notebooks with weird scrawlings on them that even I can't read.
Dear Diary
I don't even want to try to write for the "Open Your Eyes and See" essay contest. I know I won't win so why should I even fucking bother?
Dear Diary
Hi! At Hebrew Marcie told me she was going to Florida for Christmas vacation. She asked her mom if I could go with them.
Dear Diary
Just got back from Fugazi. Saw Cliff. Saw John. Saw Tyler. Talked to Bobby a lot. Saw Antonio. Antonio… his name just rolls off my tongue like Italian ices in 90-degree heat.
Dear Diary
On Thursday I went to the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Steve, Jamie, and Alex. Boyz II Men KISSED ME!