Monica Heisey

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  • How to Flirt at Work without Humiliating Yourself

    You're already wasting your youth, don't waste your pheromones too.

  • How to Sext Without Looking Like an Idiot

    There are a few things in life that everyone over the age 16 should be able to do: cook a few decent meals, navigate a new city without Google Maps, enjoy a hangover, and send a decent sext. As Benjamin Franklin once said: "In this world, nothing can...

  • This Man Thinks He Never Has to Eat Again

    You know what's an complete waste of time, money, and effort? Eating. I mean, wouldn't you rather just ingest a tasteless form of sustenance for the rest of your life and never have to go through that tedious rigmarole of opening and eating a...