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How Ecstasy Has Evolved in the New Millennium
Colorful, candy-like pills have been replaced with gelcaps, but despite what some people think, that doesn't mean the drug has gotten any purer or safer.
Did the CBC Just Confirm the Existence of Aliens?
The public broadcaster's UFO reporting has really gone to shit in the wake of the Conservative's budget cuts.
Canadian Man Gets Three Years for Kidnapping His Boss and Taking Him to a Strip Club
In Alberta, Canada, when your boss owes you cash, you don't take it to the labor board—you abduct him at a gas station, take him to an ATM, and then head straight for a titty bar.
Passengers Stuck on Hamilton Runway for Eight Goddamn Hours Until Some Hero Called 911
Could you imagine the hell of being on a plane for eight hours... in Hamilton????
The Year in Drugs: How Shatter, Fentanyl, and the Promise of Legal Weed Dominated 2015
All the ways you got fucked up in 2015.
Republicans Are Right to Want to Keep Canadians Out of America
Ben Carson wants to keep Canadians in Canada, and we know exactly which Canadians he wants to keep out.
All the People You Want to Avoid When You Go Home for the Holidays
If you are forced to leave your childhood bedroom over the holidays, here's a cheat sheet for all your awkward run-ins.
Your Facebook Friends Who Post BS Inspirational Quotes Really Are Dumb, Says Study
Canadian researchers say that there is a link between low intelligence and being impressed by seemingly profound quotes.
Staring into a Stranger's Eyes Made Me Feel High
When I took part in the "World's Biggest Eye Contact Experiment," my face tingled and I felt warm all over. I couldn't stop smiling, yet was extremely calm and slightly nauseated.
Somebody Is Carving Select Cuts from Canadian Cows and Leaving Their Corpses in the Field
At least the killers know where their meat is coming from.
We Talked to the Harvard Instructor Behind the Niqabs of Canada Tumblr
Vivek Krishnamurthy explains why the debate over face coverings in Canada is such BS.