Dave Schilling
What the Fuck Is Going on in 'X-Men: Days of Future Past'?
The latest X-Men movie came out last week. Like most big blockbuster-y type films, a lot in the movie didn't seem to make much sense. Here's some of that stuff.
People Being Beaten up for "Looking Arab"
I have compiled all the most galling, depressing, exhausting cases of racism, either overt or covert, that I have come across in the last seven days. I will be rating each of these cases on a scale of 1 to RACIST. With '1' being the least racist, and...
The Noisey Guide to Skipping SXSW Party Lines with Dirt Nasty
Here are all of the awesome things you can do when you're not waiting in line because you are hanging out with a famous person.
The Noisey Guide to Desperation at SXSW
If you want to truly appreciate sadness and ennui, SXSW is a fantastic place for your completely illogical desire.
The Best Places to Stash Used Condoms
All human activities produce waste. When one drives an automobile, carbon monoxide is expelled. After eating a meal, a person tends to create what most reputable scientists refer to as “shit.” Sexual relations are not exempt from this rule.
The Audacity to Cope: Surviving an Election Panic Attack
Every black person I met in Grand Park wanted to hug me, or high-five me or congratulate me, as though I had done something special. I suppose being an oppressed minority that isn’t in prison due to systemic prejudice is a worthy accomplishment, but I...
Analsex-guiden til heteroseksuelle mænd
Parforhold handler om at gøre ting, som du ikke har lyst til. Nogle gange betyder det at bruge tandtråd eller gå ud med skraldet. Andre gange betyder det en finger i røven.
The Straight Man's Guide to Receiving Anal Sex from Your Girlfriend
On more than one occasion, a woman has asked me if I wanted to do "butt stuff" when it became clear that coitus wasn't cutting it anymore. Assplay is a logical next step in a male/female sexual relationship.
Drugs That Make Me Cry
I spend the vast majority of my time not being myself. I avoid expressing my true feelings if I think they will alienate others. I stifle my ego so as not to come off as self-absorbed. Due to the prevalence of the lie expressed earlier, I occasionally...