Dear VICE

  • Vice Mail

    Listen, I don't really like to read about chicks puking or starving themselves or whatever. Why would I? It's not pleasant. You may as well just print an "article" about a guy dropping a bowling ball on a woman's foot.

  • Vice Mail

    I should start this off by mentioning that I generally consider writing to publications, companies, or other abstract entities the exclusive province of dumbshits and an all-around waste of time.

  • Vice Mail

    I’ve been saying for years that you assholes just sit around your house and pull your stories from the internet—thanks for getting careless and proving me fucking right.

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  • Vice Mail

    Wait, not that you’re supposed to cry for the Blackfeet. They’re not asking for your sympathy. That was the point of that woman who said it was the Indians who were responsible for the problems of the Indians and the welfare system only made it worse.

  • Vice Mail

    We’re planning a Stupid Boring Wimp Issue soon, so please do carefully talk about possibly sending something along at some point (maybe).

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