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Won't Somebody Please Think of the Poor Old Satanists?
Stealing the Pope's blood is a cry for help from today's forgotten devil worshipers.
The Nightmare Interview Before Christmas... Shaggy
Who is going to ask him about his Gulf War service or his work on the official song of the 2007 Cricket World Cup?
What 2013's Biggest News Stories Taught Us About Our Lives
Thatcher, Woolwich, Syria, Nigella – a year in weird life lessons.
Six Tedious Conversations No One Was Actually Having in 2013
Robin Thicke, Katie Hopkins, twerking: A year in fake furores.
People in Angola Are Making Death Metal in an Act of Rebellion Against Their Society
And someone made a film all about it.
The VICE Albums of the Year 2013
It's finally here: the big list that's come along to define your year in music.
If Enter Shikari's Rou Reynolds Was in a Lift With David Cameron, He Would Do a Massive Fart
Or press the buttons for all the floors.
Here Are Some Things That You Shouldn't Do in Public
Let's start with masturbating while a fire extinguisher's shoved up your arse.
Sébastien Tellier Got Caught Staring At His Maid's Boobs
Don't worry though. He's got a new maid now.
Ian Watkins' Crimes Will Force Thousands to Reimagine Their Adolescence
No one's clinging on to their memories of "Last Train Home" at Leeds 2007 any more.
Foxes Charged All Her Friends To Meet A Fake Craig David
Foxes shames the men who want to drink her bathwater and explains why blowjobs sound rude.