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What a Weird Freak Scene the South African Election Trail Is
Populist insurgent Julius Malema is trying to become a pop-culture icon akin to China's Mao, complete with a cottage industry promoting his image. But with no actual support from the voting populace, being plastered on an ironic propaganda T-shirt is...
Tim Key Let Us Into His House
Having lunch with Alan Partridge's sidekick and third most famous poet in Britain.
Some Geniuses Set Up a Kickstarter to Make Londoners Talk to Each Other More
Why are we trying to banish loneliness from the world?
I Spent a Day with Adam Buxton, Inspiration to Teenage Slackers Everywhere
I spent the day with the man who puts the "Adam" in "Adam & Joe".
I Went on a Triple Blind Date with a Goth and a Man Who Celebrates Christmas Every Day
Our dates weren't too pleased.
Bob Crow Was OK with Being Hated
And in today's smarmy political landscape, that's what made him so powerful.
We Called Ordinary Russians and Tried to Broker World Peace
In case you hadn’t noticed yet, the Russians are going to kill us all. If you are reading this, it probably means they haven’t killed us yet, but make no mistake—since Monday we have been teetering on the brink of World War III.
Kyla La Grange Won't Shag Bank Of England Governor Mark Carney
Or Fed governor Ben Bernanke. Or Santa Claus.
Lexxi from Steel Panther Offered Us Solutions to a Sexual Problems Page Clipped from a Newspaper
Take too many pills. If you can’t get laid, it’s just not worth continuing.
Piers Morgan Is a Victim of Arrogance and His Accent
For all that the Yanks care, he may as well have been a Commie jihadist.