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Meet the Dwarf Who Gets Handcuffed to Drunks at British Bachelor Parties
Ben Wilcox's job is to accompany soon-to-be brides and grooms. It gets messy sometimes.
Watch This Dutch Punk Singer Catch a Flying Pint of Beer While Crowdsurfing
Take any feelings of pride and accomplishment you got from the last 48 hours, and deposit them in the bin.
What I've Learned From Being a Sunday League Football Manager
There are things about life you can only learn when you've been scythed to the ground by a Johnny Vegas lookalike in neon pink boots.
In Defense of Britain's 'Lads'
Being a misogynist doesn't make you a "lad"—it just makes you a prick.
Banter: Some Important Lessons
The good name of banter has been soiled, so here's a refresher course on how to do it properly.
I Relived My First Week of College to See if Students Have Changed
They still like to get embarrassingly drunk while playing humiliating drinking games and taking endless photos of themselves to prove their having a good time, so it looks like everything's the same as it always was.
A Guide To Clubbing In Magaluf, 1999
When you're 18, even the island cesspit of Southern Europe is a paradise. Because in the end, happiness is relative, and the only heaven is that of youth.
British Airport Pubs Are Most Alive Before Dawn
British airport pubs exist in a strange, liminal bubble. They don't operate within real time. But when you have to cater for those who want to get shit-faced on cheap Pinot before their 6AM flight to Costa Del Sol, there's no other option.
Why I'll Never Order a Drink From a 'Ladies' Menu
Gender separation is fine. Sometimes. Not sharing toilets or changing rooms with people who have penises is really okay with me. But being presented with a gender-divided drinks menu is—even if it is just a cheap marketing ploy—a bit too Victorian for...
A British Guy And An American Guy Try To Explain Music To Each Other
I heard people smoke crack at raves in London. Is that true?