premier league review
In Defence of the Dastardly Art of the ‘Dark Yellow’: Reviewing Arsenal vs. Swansea
In the first instalment of this week’s Premier League Review, we express a grudging admiration for the sort of tackle that saw Granit Xhaka sent off on Saturday.
A Rooney by Any Other Wayne Would Still Smell as Sweet – Reviewing Manchester United vs. Leicester
Manchester United crushed champions Leicester City 4-1 at the weekend. No one cares about that, though. Most people were more interested in a man who spent the majority of the match on the bench: Wayne Rooney.
The Eternal Struggle Of Arsenal Football Club: Reviewing Arsenal vs. Southampton
While Arsenal scraped a win over Southampton on the weekend, it was anything but reassuring. In our final Premier League Review, we take a look at their top four chances.
What’s Going On At The London Stadium? Reviewing West Ham vs. Watford
In the fourth instalment of our Premier League Review, we ask the burning question: what is it about the London Stadium that makes fans punch each other in the face?
Welcome To The School Of Hard Knocks: Reviewing The Manchester Derby
On both sides of the Manchester derby divide, there were players who took major knocks to their egos. In the third segment of our Premier League Review, we talk Pogba, Bravo and Jose Mourinho.
The Incredible Brutality of Chris Sutton: Reviewing A Particularly Intense Match of the Day 2
In our second Premier League Preview, we praise Chris Sutton for lighting up our Sunday evenings in a firestorm of hyperbole, aggression and rage.
The High Costa Low Living: Reviewing Swansea vs. Chelsea
In the first of this week’s Premier League Previews, we ponder just how many borderline red cards Diego Costa can get away with.
Arsene Wenger, Unbooed: Reviewing Watford vs. Arsenal
In our third Premier League Preview of the week, we ponder the recent lack of booing in Arsene Wenger’s direction. What could this possibly mean?
Elbows Echoing Through Eternity: Reviewing Manchester City vs. West Ham
In the first of this week’s Premier League Reviews, we look at how Sergio Aguero’s stray elbow could change the course of the season, and history itself.
West Ham United, Corporate Behemoth: The Premier League Review
In the final part of this week’s Premier League review, we explore the possibility that West Ham are the latest victims of extremely good branding.
The Unbearable Resurgence of Manchester United: The Premier League Review
In the next instalment of the Premier League Review, we fret over the rejuvenation of Manchester United.
Adam Clayton’s Conspicuous Bollocks: The Premier League Review
In our third segment of the Premier League review, we take a long, hard look at Adam Clayton’s ballsack.