Pretty Girl Bullshit
63 Percent of Girls Want to Show You Their Nipples
We conducted our own study into the shocking truth of womanhood circa 2012.
Stupid Little Shitty Biscuits of Patriarchal Oppression
The Easy-Bake Oven is a small microwave powerful enough to turn every Pretty Girl into a fat bullshitter.
Why Female Bonding Sucks
Shopping and dieting are conspiracies to make all pretty girls hate each other.
Which 'Made In Chelsea' Cast Member Is the Biggest Feminist?
It's really, really important that we find out.
Caitlin Moran and Eve Barlow Are Giving Girls a Bad Name
Lena Dunham's probably not racist, but that doesn't mean racism doesn't exist.
Ten Reasons Why... the 'Why Men Cheat' Video Is Annoying
Emily Hartridge, your video is not funny, but you're kind of a joke.
My Day Out with the London Seduction Society
The London Seduction Society is a group of morons with a website who roam around the city looking for girls to annoy. I thought it would be funny and depressing to join this herd of salivating sexual hypnotists for one of their walkabouts, so last...
An Open Letter to Jack Tweed
Y'know, that guy who beat up a 16-year-old with a golf club, dodged rape accusations and starred in 'Big Brother'.