The Drugs Issue

  • Farmer High

    Adderall is cocaine for rich people. It's an amphetamine more powerful than Ritalin and steadier than speed.

  • Electric Independence

    It's always a treat to hear Aphex Twin DJ, especially in unusual places. He never disappoints.

  • Methturbation Blues

    Few things in the world are less classy than smoking crystal meth.

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  • Dos & Don'ts

    Could you have more shit hanging off your purse, please? No, I'm serious.

  • Taliban Heroin

    We tracked down Roll Deep Crew’s Taliban Trim.

  • Gym Monkeys

    Newspapers and pro athletes who get busted and then cry shame and say they hate steroids are LIARS. Steroids rule.

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  • Glue Kids

    When your nights are spent sleeping on cold concrete and your whole family is dead or missing you take what you can get to reach oblivion asafp.

  • D.I.Y.

    Parties are only fun when you're drunk. It's sad but true.

  • I Want My Dvds

    Watching a grainy black-and-white documentary about rock’s least exciting band on tour is so shin-knawingly dull it verges on the comical.

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