The Drugs Issue
Farmer High
Adderall is cocaine for rich people. It's an amphetamine more powerful than Ritalin and steadier than speed.
Electric Independence
It's always a treat to hear Aphex Twin DJ, especially in unusual places. He never disappoints.
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Gym Monkeys
Newspapers and pro athletes who get busted and then cry shame and say they hate steroids are LIARS. Steroids rule.
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Glue Kids
When your nights are spent sleeping on cold concrete and your whole family is dead or missing you take what you can get to reach oblivion asafp.
I Want My Dvds
Watching a grainy black-and-white documentary about rock’s least exciting band on tour is so shin-knawingly dull it verges on the comical.
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