The Embargo Issue
VICE Mail
Dear Vice, Just writing to commend you on your excellent contribution to the modern magazine world. Haha. Just kidding. I don’t read your magazine, but the cartoons in the back make me laugh.
A Wanderful Experience
Three grown men recently gyrated their wands inches above my lower back while I laid facedown on a red couch.
Mephedrone: The Phantom Menace
There has been a lot of inexcusably moronic meowmix said about mephedrone. So much meowmix, in fact, that I decided it would be best to ignore the entire phenomenon completely, because it was making me lose faith in both drugs and humanity.
Employees Of The Month
Jesper and Lasse are two Danish photographers whose work lives up to their amusing, elflike names.
Wade In The Dark Water
Sabbath Assembly are an apocalyptic acid-gospel group formed by a guy called Christian (he doesn’t do surnames) and lady singer Jex Thoth.