The Issue that Suckkks

  • My America

    DRUG WAR ENDS IN HUGE SUCCESS!!! There's a headline you'll never see, unless it's Backwards Day (which I am still trying to get Congress to officially recognize).

  • Games - The Bands That Suckkk Issue

    The Italian Job, the film, is one of those campy, London-in-the-swinging-’60s numbers where Michael Caine plays a crude and ugly cockney guy that gets laid a lot.

  • NYC Hates the Ying Yang Twins

    While East Coast MCs try their hardest to be complex and lyrical, Southern rappers give us onomatopoeic hooks we can remember.

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  • Ready, Steady, Go!

    Ah, the grand tradition of British bands writing paeans to their own youth culture. Such sociological undertakings are part of a long lineage, from The Who to The Jam, The Smiths to Blur.

  • Not Fit to Print

    This first piece of paper was given to a tall, big-titted Asian girl who always has freaks hitting on her.

  • Dear Diary

    I don’t have any boyfriends and have never gotten to first in my life. It’s probably because I make a brick wall jealous.

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  • Creative Publicity

    Hey, which celebrities did Mick Jagger network, flirt with, fuck, or try to meet to get where he is today? None.

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