The Jobs Issue
Fire A Friend
After failing to get any of the eight jobs for which I recently had interviews, I decided that something was definitely amiss.
Vice Fashion - Bankers
Did you know average salary of a 25-year-old investment banker ranges from £40,000 to £60,000 a year?
I Love The Libertines
Things started to get really dark for The Libertines around about the time they were making the debut album with Mick Jones in London.
Loaded Basses
A lot of bands at the moment seem to share a similar formula. Sure, they mix in their own unique ingredients, but the recipe remains pretty much the same.
Dear Diary
I don't even want to try to write for the "Open Your Eyes and See" essay contest. I know I won't win so why should I even fucking bother?
Frenching The Disabled
My job until recently consisted of washing, feeding, and caring for various teenagers with physical and mental disabilities.
Pretty In Pink
I dj and perform with DAMN, am a music consultant, produce, remix, and edit material for fashion wankers and corporate winkies alike and I co promote the Bang Gang with my good friends.
King of Cool
You know those people who are just innately cool? Those people who seem to do cool shit all the fucking time (probably even when they stay at home all day)?
Pockets Dumb Fat
Listen, Columbo. You're mad because your money comes slow, and what you make in a year, I make at one show.