The Kill Your Parents Issue

  • Head Master Vol. 1

    I was an altar boy for many years and sadly I was never molested. I feel cheated.

  • All Your Heroes Are Dying

    He was many things... a First Amendment warrior, a womanizer, a hipster and a junkie... but the one thing a comedian is supposed to be funny and he wasn't.

  • Mum's The Word

    When you start a band, the most important people you have to convince are your parents.

  • Doomsday Metal

    For this months parental advisory event we're putting our money on Lords of Chaos the movie.

  • Grimewatch

    With the return of REAL football, you’d think the love for grime would die down. NO! What the fuck are you on bitch!?!?!

  • Smash The System

    Is there anything worse than having cool parents when you're growing up?