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America Has the World’s Shittiest Toilets
If only we spent as much time on the crapper thinking about the pitiful state of our toilet technology as we did thumbing through the Victoria's Secret catalogue.
News of Zealand
In this week's sux o'clock news: New Zealand's undefeated soccer team, flaming jandals, and the country's shittiest criminal.
If You Wake Up and You’re Not in Pain, You Know You’re Dead
A selection of images from the forthcoming issue of Toilet Paper, Maurizio and Pierpaolo’s insane biannual publication, which they tell us will be out in the States “around September.” These images should wipe the shit from your mind’s asshole.
The Detox Coconut Colon Cleanser
It's time to poop out all the bad things we put into our bodies in 2011.
Bribing With Blue Jeans
Just how valuable ARE a pair of old black Levi's 550s and a fresh roll of Kleenex-brand two-ply toilet paper to today's deprived Muscovites? I recently hit the fanciest nightclubs in town to see how far I could get on the real cultural currency of...