Volume 11 Issue 3
Big Brother Is Watching
I have had some fucked up jobs in my time, but have now, most definitely, reached an all time low.
I Love The Libertines
Things started to get really dark for The Libertines around about the time they were making the debut album with Mick Jones in London.
Girl Fights
I was waiting for my girlfriend to finish thrift shopping at Aardvark's in Venice Beach when I noticed a really attractive black girl sitting on the boardwalk with an ice pack on her head.
Lapdancers Unite
If you ask any of the girls working down at Melbourne strip joint Spearmint Rhino how they feel about getting paid to wave their pink bits at people, most will tell you they're getting a pretty sweet deal.
Garage Goes Eskimo
Before Dizzee Rascal got signed and became the emo-hipster's poster child of the year, he was a struggling East London garage MC.
Fire A Friend
After failing to get any of the eight jobs for which I recently had interviews, I decided that something was definitely amiss.
Loaded Basses
A lot of bands at the moment seem to share a similar formula. Sure, they mix in their own unique ingredients, but the recipe remains pretty much the same.
King of Cool
You know those people who are just innately cool? Those people who seem to do cool shit all the fucking time (probably even when they stay at home all day)?
Pockets Dumb Fat
Listen, Columbo. You're mad because your money comes slow, and what you make in a year, I make at one show.