Volume 12 Issue 7

  • The VICE Guide To Cool Animals

    The coolest animals marketing departments have ever come up with.

  • Caged Tigers

    These bobcats live in big outdoor pens (up to a quarter acre) and cat rooms in Lynn Culver's house in the mountains of West Arkansas. The ones raised from when they were little are tame, the others are "not affectionate."

  • Literary/I Want My Dvds

    Who gives a fucking fucking fucking shit?

  • VICE Fashion - Girls And Their Animals - Part 2

    “This little puppy dog is called Roger. He’s infinitely more reliable than most of the men I know.”

  • Rotting In Hell

    It is actually warm in the center of the maggot colony.

  • Hammerheads My Ass

    Hammerheads don’t look like that because they needed to pound nails into coral. They look like that because at one point their DNA went “flibbity-bloop” and that’s what happened.

  • Dog Ragas

    Sometimes dogs can remind you of wolves, I guess. Sometimes they couldn’t be further from wolves, and they are more like floppy, wimpy dishrags.

  • Doomsday Metal

    Still to this day, no one knows the whereabouts of the missing 25 liters of fresh pig blood.

  • Rat Hunting

    Fuck New York’s unconstitutional gun laws. Let’s git ourselv sum rats, kiddies!

  • Worst Band Name Ever?

    The band are all about 12 years old and come from a small shithole town near Sheffield.

  • Kitty City

    Photos by Tim Barber Styling by Gia Bahm

  • Pure Bred

    People will tell you that Australia is the lucky country for a variety of reasons, one being that, as we are so isolated, we benefit from an unbiased appreciation of music from all over the world.