Volume 18 Issue 8
Advice to a Young Man from an Old Man Twice Married
There’s a fire pit the men sit by at night in the Red Iguana, a restaurant on the edge of town in Copán, Honduras. They roast meat, smoke their cigars, and drink beer and Nicaraguan rum while the stars intensify and their wives put the...
God Save Belfast
There was a time when the conflict in Northern Ireland suffused popular culture, with its easily explicable cast of Catholics and Protestants and its deceptively simple narrative of joining the Republic of Ireland versus remaining under the protective...
Bed & Breakfast & Fisting
La Fistinière is an idyllic bed-and-breakfast located on the grounds of a former farm in the French countryside, 100 miles south of Paris. It is distinguished from all other B&Bs in the world by the fact that it is dedicated to fist fucking...
Kimberly Kane's Been Blackmaled
Fuck me already with all the times I’ve had to plug a Kimberly Kane movie just so I can tell you that at some point in my lifetime VBS will supposedly air my four-part Skinema exposé on Ms. Kane and her sexy exploits.
Clouds and Apparitions
The end doesn’t depend on the beginning. The end may be the beginning of other possible endings
F.E.A.R. 3
F.E.A.R. 3 is a horror-themed co-op shooter featuring two main characters: Pointman, the nameless protagonist from the first game, who has the ability to slow down time, and Paxton Fettel, Pointman’s dead brother, a ghost who can blast, levitate...
Choke It Down
If the most putrescent aspects of New York City were boiled into soup, it would be a viscous chowder of sunbaked garbage, hairy cysts, street-meat gristle, and subway odor. And chances are, the best place to get a steaming bowl of this shit would be at...