Volume 9 Issue 11

  • Disabling Opinions

    When VICE first brought up the idea of doing a "special issue" featuring some of my friends with disabilities I was a little hesitant.

  • The Mayor Of Television

    We first knew that Larry had a disability pretty early, maybe when was just 7 or 8 months old.

  • Merde!

    Stephan Blanquet is a gimp from France who is fat as hell and has an incredibly hot girlfriend.

  • Ronny and Me

    Ronny Weintraub is this 41-year-old retarded guy who I always see at my shows at Caroline's Comedy Club.

  • Dear Diary

    Last night was Maskarave. It started out really good because the music was so phat and me and Jolene got microdots. I saw Marlene and was happy.

  • Hard On

    Finally there's someone who isn't afraid to let her happy thoughts spill out like crayon-drawn smiley suns and flowers. Tujiko Noriko is a musician who drops the rock star front and just lets her heart pour out.

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  • Uya Uya A Buya

    When my son Bobby was born in 1954, they didn't tell me he was a Down's Syndrome.

  • History is Bullshit

    Ian Svenonius is the only DC punk rock luminary who, in conversation, sounds like a lost Theodor Adorno book that rips apart contemporary culture and makes you laugh at the same time. They both say things like "approximating historical antecedents...

  • Sorry Guys

    Midnight Movies look like a Calvin Klein perfume ad, like if Simon Cowell designed a special ultimate post-rock group for your dad so he can relate to you more.

  • Electric Independence

    VICE never made it to to the special CHAPMAN BROS All Tomorrow's Parties down in Camber Sands but we heard good things about it. Everyone who witnessed it says the freakiest incident happened during Peaches' performance when she started crowd...

  • Games

    Back at the end of ‘99 two games reigned supreme as top contenders in the online first-person shooter genre: Quake 3 and Unreal Tournament.

  • Electric Independence

    VICE never made it to to the special CHAPMAN BROS All Tomorrow's Parties down in Camber Sands but we heard good things about it. Everyone who witnessed it says the freakiest incident happened during Peaches' performance when she started crowd...