Volume 9 Issue 11
The Mayor Of Television
We first knew that Larry had a disability pretty early, maybe when was just 7 or 8 months old.
Tidbits
Most Quebecois don't know this, but Denny's used to be called Sambo's. Motherfucking Sambo's. America went nuts when they figured it out and banned them all; all but one.
Literary
Maurizio Cattelan is most likely our favorite artist. He’s funny, smart, and an expert at taking the piss. He’s also Italian and constantly smirking.
Electric Independence
VICE never made it to to the special CHAPMAN BROS All Tomorrow's Parties down in Camber Sands but we heard good things about it. Everyone who witnessed it says the freakiest incident happened during Peaches' performance when she started crowd...
History is Bullshit
Ian Svenonius is the only DC punk rock luminary who, in conversation, sounds like a lost Theodor Adorno book that rips apart contemporary culture and makes you laugh at the same time. They both say things like "approximating historical antecedents...
Ronny and Me
Ronny Weintraub is this 41-year-old retarded guy who I always see at my shows at Caroline's Comedy Club.
Reign in Hell
Death metal is back. Where the fuck did it go? "It never went anywhere," shrugs Hate Eternal's Jared Anderson. "It's angry music, and it belongs where it is. This way it stays pure. Purity is very important."
By Design
Friends, I'm about to reveal something that may frighten and scare you: the Japanese are waaay ahead of us. Sacrificing height for a fourteen-hour advantage over NYC, the zippy little people in the east are engaged in a battle for freshness we can't...