what to do with a baby

  • Baby Food

    Baby food is bullshit. Just mash some real food up and the baby will eat it.

  • How to Turn Your Baby Into a Musician

    Get some of those tiny baby-size noise-canceling headphones and bring it to an underground rap show so it can see what struggle rap looks like.

  • How to Pay for a Baby

    Babies are wild expensive, and as they grow into full-fledged dudes and dudettes with wants and desires and susceptibilities to advertising tactics, they only become more expensive.

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