The VICE Guide to Right Now
This Pennsylvania School Gave Its Teachers Tiny Baseball Bats to Stop Shooters
A surefire deterrent against a domestic terrorist with a semi-automatic rifle.
Sydney Was So Hot This Weekend That Bats Literally Boiled Alive
Penrith, in the city's west, was the hottest place on the planet at 47.3 degrees.
'I Dream of Drongjen,' Today's Comic by Brian Blomerth
After a dreamlike wild goose chase to find a murderous woman in a red dress, a nun finds herself in bed with actors.
Tag Yourself, I Am the Irish Bat Dad
"DERRY! DERRY! DERRY. CATCH IT, DERRY."
What It's Like to Dream When You're Blind
Hearing other people talk about a dream they had is usually pretty boring, but not when the dreamer is blind.
Colorado’s Wacky Pitching Woes
Will using four mediocre starting pitchers instead of five make the Rockies any good?
The Showbiz Issue
Stallone Hates Bulgarian Bats
Sylvester Stallone’s latest pièce (of shit) de résistance, "The Expendables 2," has sparked quite a bit of controversy.