VICE.com's most memorable lines from the week of September 25, presented with zero context.
It didn't, er, come on time.
The smell of heated semen made me gag.
“If you are treating your body poorly, the last thing it cares about is producing high-quality cum!”
"Looking back, the video was probably too long and informative – people switched off and just wanted to see when I put it on my face."
Urban legend has it that foods like pineapple make your cum or vagina taste good, while stuff like stinky cheese makes your junk taste rank. To find out if there's any validity to this, we had a male-male and female-female couple try a sex experiment.
It's hard to pinpoint exactly when semen became the focus of so much erotic fixation in the gay community. What was once stigmatized as disease-ridden poison is now celebrated. Whatever the case, semen is everywhere these days.
Michael, my husband, is a strapping six-foot-four dream with strong German-Irish-Swedish blood by way of the Midwest. There are Ivy-leaguers in his family. His grandfather lived to be 90. His sperm is liquid gold.
Dr. John Hall was jailed for injecting semen into his patients' mouths in 2005. But last month, he nearly reopened a practice in Belize.
I've always wondered which researcher in a lab coat made these selections and what was the thought process behind their choice.
Checking out your little swimmers might not solve your infertility problems, but it's a good start.
It's a little like eugenics and that's a little icky.