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Welcome to Worst Hot Take of the Week – a column in which @MULLET_FAN_NEO crowns the wildest hot take of the week.
Reasonable take: Perhaps the lack of enthusiasm towards the British armed forces stems from systematic issues, such as governments entering illegal wars that were not backed by the public, or older generations hoarding homes, jobs and prospects to the point where the young feel they have nothing to live for or "defend", rather than a lack of interest or understanding.
Brain rot: Let's talk about bringing back national service! Again!
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What I'm absolutely certain of is that if you don't fall into the category of having to do national service yourself, you definitely shouldn't get to have an opinion on it. What the fuck is with the older British generations and their never-ending, misty-eyed stiffy for servitude, fantasising about the youngster of today being "taught a lesson"? It is truly grating how any jingoist scheme always seems to be noddingly approved by a middle-aged dickhead who got to spend their teens fannying around listening to The Jam and playing conkers, and thinks their 15 years as a game master at the local paint-balling place counts as a form of "service".Where are our publicly funded reports recommending we "bring back nationalised pubs", or "bring back Mars Delight"? It's always "bring back dying in combat", or some other waffle from a bygone era. If we are serious about building a "national unity" it would be a lot easier to start by creating a country that wasn’t so grotesquely unfair, imbalanced and divided. But what do I know?@MULLET_FAN_NEO