Patrick Henderson

Sorry about the wee residue, guys.

And the government doesn’t seem to care.

"Well, that's a ridiculous question, isn't it?"

I interviewed a guy who thinks it's still shocking to put swastikas on clothes.

Kind of, according to some scientists in Norway.

Are they scientists or are they witches?

The Tibetans couldn't care less.

They burn their homes and kick them out the country, but nobody's doing anything about it.

I had a fake boyfriend and everything.

A man died for a python the other day, but what would you die for?