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All The News You Need to Read This Morning

Viagra to be sold under the counter, fake news and the dairy industry.


Does Anyone in the Real World Give a Shit About Music Award Shows?

I hit the streets of London to see if the general public care about seeing Ant and Dec present Adele with inanimate objects while people in tuxedos clap.


Who Would Win in a Fight: Ant or Dec?

Jeremy Corbyn may not know who these national treasures are, but we do. So it is important that we fight them.


Stephen Mulhern: When Showing Up Is Literally Enough

How the kids presenter became so utterly unobjectionable that he ended up hosting every show on TV


Bring Me The Horizon Gave Someone's Nan a Growling Lesson on Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway

Sometimes things happen in life that you just have to accept as truth, even though you don't understand them.


The Biggest WTFs from The Brit Awards 2016

Between Ant and Dec's urinal banter and everyone giving fictional man Keith Lemon a shout out for some reason, there were a few brief moments of magic.


I Reviewed the Only Thing Worth Reviewing at The Brit Awards: Ant and Dec's Banter

While everyone else got hung up on Rihanna and Drake, I focused closely on the the sad, blowjobless misery of our two most cherished TV presenters.


'Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway' Is Better Than All Your HBO Boxsets Combined

The duo were wrong for the Brits, but on Saturday nights, they make the finest television known to man.


The Brit Awards 2016 Was Defined More by the Artists Who Weren’t There, Than Those Who Were

It wasn't just UK rap and grime missing last night, it was a whole cross section of British youth culture.


The Noisey Guide to Getting Smashed at The Brit Awards

When a performer attempts to mash-up two songs in the name of inventiveness? Two shots of a spirit of your choice. When Rihanna doesn’t turn up? Finish your drink and die inside.


Why Can’t Britain Put On One Decent Awards Show?

Only 189,000 people tuned in to watch the Mercury Prize this year. What happened? We used to be great at this.