The hugely popular sketch show is 15 years old today. Computer says... Happy Birthday!
Hold on, he's on £350,000 and has a primetime show with 10 million viewers. But, but, he's Nick Knowles.
From Alf Garnett to Ricky Gervais, British comedy has always told us to pity bewildered old xenophobes.
Why is our nation's favourite Christmas film so bleak?
This nearly-man, this odd little bloke, has most likely been in the throes of a constant, violent internal crisis since about 1987.
This Christmas, let's remember why Fat Face, WHSmiths and Argos still exist.
Because it is a weekly reminder of just how ugly and slow democracy can be.
'Later... with Jools Holland' is like seeing your dad drunk for the first time.
For the first of a new series examining British TV icons, we look at Noel Edmonds – a man who has managed to balance his otherworldly outlook with a healthy career in showbiz.