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The VICE Guide to Right Now

The Most Horrified Reactions to Trump's Dick Allegedly Looking Like Toad

Here's how the world is taking Stormy Daniels's allegation that the president has "a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart."
Drew Schwartz
9.19.18
Drugs

This Is How Cocaine Affects Your Sperm and Your Dick

Do enough coke and it can cause priapism – a persistent, and very painful, erection.
Tom Usher
8.9.18
Sex

We Spoke to Size Queens About Why They Prefer Big Dicks

“It gives me a strange sense of pride. I love the feeling of being totally stretched out.”
Richard Greenhill
7.31.18
Science

How Dick Size Matters to Men's Health

Penis size impacts men’s self esteem, health choices, and more.
Mack Lamoureux
6.29.18
Sex

The Reality of Having a Large Penis, From People Who Know

We spoke to a sex therapist, a doctor, a tailor and a guy who has one.
India Hendrikse
4.18.18
VICE TONIC

There’s Only One Correct Way to Measure a Penis

Breaking: Penis length is shorter when people aren't self-reporting.
Grant Stoddard
4.3.18
Health

I Tested Out the Video Game You Play Using Your Gooch

Gaming in your underwear has never been easier with this new wearable that combines high scores and pelvic floors.
Justin Caffier
3.21.18
Religion

Inside the Montreal Temple That Worships the Dick

According to the Montreal-based Temple Priapus, God is very phallocentric.
Matthew Hays
3.7.18
The VICE Guide to Right Now

A Navy Pilot Drew This Giant Dick in the Sky

"We find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value."
Drew Schwartz
11.19.17
Sex

All the Worst Things You Can Do During Sex

According to this big survey of people who've had sex and not enjoyed certain stuff about the sex they've had.
Mac Hackett
10.24.17
10 Questions

10 Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Urologist

"Fractured penises actually look like medium-sized aubergines – so it's a bit unsettling to me that people use the aubergine emoji as a phallic symbol."
Wlada Kolosowa
10.10.17
Nightlife Isn't Dead

Someone Tried to Sneak Pills into a Festival by Slathering Them in Vegemite and Cling-Wrapping Them to His Penis

Do it for the yeast culture.
Angus Harrison
9.26.17