"My ex-girlfriend said her biggest reservation about dating me had been that I was 'a Tory'. Other friends refer to me only as 'Toryboy'."
With the election dividing the generations, we spoke to young people in Theresa May's backyard.
Print it out and keep it close to you.
Oobah puts his newfound Tory privilege to the test by trying to claim back any unexpected costs from the week.
What it's really like to go to the infamous private boys boarding school.
How do normal conservatives navigate a world dominated by two tribes that hate you: the alt-right and the internet left?
A new study says swole bros are more right-wing than skinny lads, but I don't want to believe it.
There's a mix up at a constituency HQ and Oobah ends up drumming up support for the local MP.
All this week we'll be focusing on Britain's fastest-growing subculture: Tories.
Oobah heads to Tunbridge Wells, one of the most Conservative areas of the UK.
They have hardly any activists and are reviled by many, but the Conservatives are probably the most successful political party in the world.
Oobah heads to Barnes to check out a £3.5 million house that's recently been put on the market.