Welcome to Worst Hot Take of the Week – a column in which @MULLET_FAN_NEO crowns the wildest hot take of the week.
Reasonable take: The answer is probably yes.
Brain rot: The answer is that Britain is a “freedom-loving country” and the fact is we have chosen death and there is not much we can do about that! – The Prime Minister.
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Either through collective delusion or a tenacious will to ignore facts, it almost felt like things were getting back to normal in ol’ Blighty. Well, whatever “normal” we can stride for in the Year of Lucifer we refer to as “twenty-twenty”.With a new football season kicking off (sans fans, but who cares when you the TV producers have a soundboard of crowd noises!), the schools reopening (we don’t fully know how kids are affected by the coronavirus, but who cares those annoying and small humans are out of the home!), and the pubs being full (41,862 deaths and counting, but who cares because we can have table service now – fancy!), we have attempted to plod on unfazed, as if the virus was a holiday from hell and now we are home, disappointed but grateful.So, when Boris Johnson summoned Chris Whitty, who reappeared before us this week like a demon from a sleep paralysis nightmare, to inform us that we need to take the coronavirus "very seriously” for the next six months, it felt like a very wet slap of reality. Another devastating, soul-sapping lockdown is likely coming, and the government is still refusing to cop to the reality of the situation.During PMQs on Tuesday, Labour MP Ben Bradshaw suggested to Johnson that “the reason Germany and Italy have far lower COVID rates than us, with life continuing more or less normally, might be because they have locally- and publicly-run test and trace services that actually work”.
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