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Here's what you need to know about Johnson's latest defeat in Parliament.
Get in, bitches, we're siphoning off Theresa May's politics into an out-of-sight septic tank to make flimsy point about misogyny!
Christmas has come early, except no one gets any presents – just a 64-page deal signed off by Jean-Claude Juncker.
The 64-page document must have majority support in Parliament before we can leave the EU.
"The whole thing has become so toxic, it sometimes feels like we’re on the verge of the Spanish Civil War."
And what channel can I catch Super Saturday on?
The likelihood of a no deal Brexit just got a lot higher.
Happy #MeToo anniversary everyone!
“No. Disposable. Cups.”
"I've basically just been at the bar. I haven't even been in conference yet. All I do is come here to socialise.”
This time though, Parliament will be suspended for a much shorter period.