Where is it? Birmingham, which – and whatever I say here, even if it's positive, is bound to result in a load of Brummies in the comments section going "YOWM LUNDUN TYPES DON'T KNOWM NUTHING ABOUT THE BRUM, WE'VE GOT A RIVER ISLAND NOWM, WE'RE NOT SIMPLE" – so let's just say: "It's the place that gave Jasper Carrott to the world" and leave it at that;
What is there to do around there? Go to the Bullring and marvel at the way everyone speaks like they are singing an ugly song very, very slowly; go and watch Aston Villa be appalling; drown yourself in a canal;
Alright, how much are they asking? £225,000.
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