ANIMALS

4 days ago

The Blob? I Am She. And She? She Is Me.

With 720 genders and no brain, the blob is a queer icon for the bimbo-but-I'm-reclaiming-it generation.

10.8.19

Watch Genius Pigs Use Tools in a Scientific First

We already knew pigs are pretty smart, and now scientists have observed our porcine friends using tools for the first time.

10.8.19

Tons of Endangered and Rare Species Live in This Bolivian Forest. A Sixth of It Just Burned Down.

"This devastating loss due to the fires is simply unfathomable."

9.6.19

Highly Relatable Raccoons Busted for Being Day-Drunk in Residential Neighborhood

"We have had calls on suspected rabid raccoons twice over the last two days. Turns out they appear to be drunk on crabapples."

8.7.19

Glaring At Seagulls Will Make Them Leave Your Food Alone, Experts Say

One New Jersey city has been using trained falcons to scare off these thieving birds—but there's an easier way, researchers claim.

8.1.19

A Very Resourceful Woman Scared Off a Cougar by Blasting Metallica

She called the lurking animal a “bad kitty” and played "the noisiest thing on [her] phone."

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7.3.19

There’s No Evidence Fireworks Kill Baby Animals

Every Fourth of July, an internet rumor claims that panicked animal parents abandon their young after fireworks displays. There’s no evidence to back this up.

6.18.19

Animals With Knives, Ranked

'Battle Beasts' IRL.

6.14.19

Woman Somehow Offended by Charming Baby Opossum Crawling Around Applebee's Bar

Maybe the opossum just wants a $1 Long Island iced tea like the rest of us.

5.31.19

GREAT NEWS: You Can Now Pay $50 to Hang Out in a Cafe Full of Live Rats

“Cong-RATS, ladies and bRODENTS, all of your dreams will come true,” the Rat Bar’s event page says.

4.25.19
4.9.19

Please Adopt Barsik, This 41-Pound Chungus of a Cat

Get a load of this absolute unit.

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