Nearly All Animal Life Evolved From This Gross Worm Creature, Including Us
Some 555 million years ago, this worm-like animal with a mouth and butt tunneled through the seafloor, originating the body plan that gave rise to humans and most other animals.
Highly Relatable Raccoons Busted for Being Day-Drunk in Residential Neighborhood
"We have had calls on suspected rabid raccoons twice over the last two days. Turns out they appear to be drunk on crabapples."