He now has a new mom, Instagram account, and feather wand toy (since it's the only thing he'll play with).
"Yes, I know I am EXTRA."
The first bear on German soil in almost two centuries wandered across the border during the 2006 World Cup. German citizens were divided on what to do with the problembär.
Not all artists spend their days smoking hand-rolled cigarettes and getting hammered down at the Rusty Toe while wondering what to do with the next few weeks of their lives.