The joke's been done before.
A vegan alternative to your favorite condiment.
Except ketchup. Fuck homemade ketchup.
“It’s like the World Cup of taste. We’re from a small country, but our strikers ‘fries and mayo’ are doing really well. We are ready to go all the way.”
We did a deep dive on the mysterious product that everyone's talking about.
Winter becomes the abysmal frozen hell that makes all humans edgy and bitter. So what can get you through these winter months? Besides the obvious combo of Xanax and marathon-watching 'Stranger Things 2', eating cheese helps a lot.
“Tiny legs, big ears. Stupid corgis.”
Eggslut's breakfast sandwich is a delicious mix of pork, Sriracha, and marbleized eggs. Pro tip: Slice your rolls with a gold switchblade.
Not that many great things come from Buffalo, New York, but these sure do.
This mayo, mustard, and special sauce aren't even better than the real thing—they *are* the real thing.
This ain't no normal hot dog: It's a chicken tender instead of a dog (and topped with truffle mayo).
If you're in the midst of the hangover from Hell, we can help. This is the Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich from Eggslut, and you probably have everything you need to make it.