Stop Eating From Jumbo-Sized Containers of 'Mayo' at Sporting Events
The joke's been done before.
Vegan Mayonnaise Recipe
A vegan alternative to your favorite condiment.
14 Condiment Recipes That Prove Homemade Is Always Better Than Store-Bought
Except ketchup. Fuck homemade ketchup.
Belgians Want Their Fries and Mayo to be Enshrined in the UNESCO Heritage List
“It’s like the World Cup of taste. We’re from a small country, but our strikers ‘fries and mayo’ are doing really well. We are ready to go all the way.”
An Exhaustive Investigation of 'Mayochup,' Heinz's New Condiment
We did a deep dive on the mysterious product that everyone's talking about.
Fatten Yourself with Cheese to Survive Winter
Winter becomes the abysmal frozen hell that makes all humans edgy and bitter. So what can get you through these winter months? Besides the obvious combo of Xanax and marathon-watching 'Stranger Things 2', eating cheese helps a lot.
People Told Us the Most Irrational Thing They Hate in Six Words
“Tiny legs, big ears. Stupid corgis.”
The Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich Recipe
Eggslut's breakfast sandwich is a delicious mix of pork, Sriracha, and marbleized eggs. Pro tip: Slice your rolls with a gold switchblade.
Blackened Chicken Wings
Not that many great things come from Buffalo, New York, but these sure do.
Michael Fojtasek and Grae Nonas
Fast Food Week
How to Make Your Own Fast Food Condiments
This mayo, mustard, and special sauce aren't even better than the real thing—they *are* the real thing.
This ain't no normal hot dog: It's a chicken tender instead of a dog (and topped with truffle mayo).
Den Fede Kylling
This Breakfast Sandwich Is About to Save Your Life
If you're in the midst of the hangover from Hell, we can help. This is the Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich from Eggslut, and you probably have everything you need to make it.