You'll want to hear about the "favor" connected to Jerry Falwell's wife riding topless on a tractor.
The first lady's former aide shares juicy tales of backbiting, inauguration chaos, and why Melania wouldn't use Michelle Obama's bathroom.
Trump is wildly concerned about reports that he retreated to an underground bunker on Friday.
Someone should tell Melania.
The first lady tweeted the announcement Tuesday afternoon.
Trump woke up to a shut-down government, still no funding for his border wall, and of course, opposition from those pesky Democrats.
Even by Trumpian standards, the call-in to "Fox and Friends" Thursday morning was ranty and bizarre.
FLOTUS addressed a room full of governors' spouses, not her husband, about the "evils" of "negative social media interactions."
Plus, Melania forgot to sign her envelope, Ivanka sent in her ballot too late for it to count, and Jared Kushner never even mailed the thing.
Melania's Christmas decorations aren't the only terrifying thing going on at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Experts warn even a small amount of exposure could lead to permanent blurry vision or blindness.
Although Trump hasn't spent a night there since he took office.