An Authoritative Ranking of Easter Candy
This is it. I'm right and everyone else is wrong.
Will the Worker's Strike at the Peeps Factory Ruin Easter?
This Easter, we may all be reciting the workers’ call-to-arms: “No pension, no Peeps.” That is, if you ever really even cared remotely about Peeps in the first place.
The Withering Indignity of Being a Peep
As if mastication and digestion wasn’t enough, Peeps are degraded and mocked while they are alive, often the subjects of violent Peep bashing smut on Youtube. Humans commonly find it amusing to smash Peeps with hammers, light them on fire, flush them...