premier league review
In Defence of the Dastardly Art of the ‘Dark Yellow’: Reviewing Arsenal vs. Swansea
In the first instalment of this week’s Premier League Review, we express a grudging admiration for the sort of tackle that saw Granit Xhaka sent off on Saturday.
A Rooney by Any Other Wayne Would Still Smell as Sweet – Reviewing Manchester United vs. Leicester
Manchester United crushed champions Leicester City 4-1 at the weekend. No one cares about that, though. Most people were more interested in a man who spent the majority of the match on the bench: Wayne Rooney.
"Sex Masochism" and Delayed Gratification: The Premier League Review
Leicester's gratification may be delayed but it's surely not far off, while Newcastle are dancing to Rafa's beat and Arsenal fans are upset at another top-four finish. It's the Premier League Review
Eden Hazard Reappears and Rafa is Reincarnated: The Premier League Review
Leicester survive without Jamie Vardy, Eden Hazard finds form at the most convenient time, and Rafa Benitez is reincarnated as a beautiful magpie.