The Kids Issue

The Kids Issue

Kids Flicks

Darwin's Nightmare is a soul-shatteringly accurate documentary that depicts before your ralphing eyes the ways that people, cultures, civilization and the, um, Earth are ruined by the European Epicurean's taste for the giant (cannibalistic) Nile.
The Wonder Showzen Guys
9.1.06
The Kids Issue

TV Eye

I've never been in a war before, but I was told this was the worst war that Lebanon has ever been in. People have lost their lives, their homes, their villages.
Eva "Farah" Hariri
9.1.06
The Kids Issue

Vice Mail

I was a big fan of the Story Awards, but in “Gremlin from Dublin” it said, “A friend of a friend of theirs…” Um, wasn’t there some big stink on the rules for the online story contest about no bullshit?
VICE Staff
9.1.06
The Kids Issue

Matchmaker, Matchmaker

Paloma and Reuben are both 14-years-old, in grade eight and pretty cool. Earlier this year they dated for three months, although the first month was unofficial so it doesn't really count.
Hannah Brooks
9.1.06
The Kids Issue

Robotrip Down Memory Lane

Suffocating yourself to get high is a good time when you're 12, but that's just because you have no drug points of reference against which to compare the quality of "feeling floaty."
VICE Staff
9.1.06
The Kids Issue

High School Confidential

At least once a year, someone like Time or Newsweek does a feature about, "What's up with teenagers, anyway?" They always wind up asking kids a load of horseshit questions like, "Do you think you have enough free time?" or "Are you...
Steve Lenardo
9.1.06
The Kids Issue

Tidbits

AIDS has been such a burden on the fag lifestyle that a lot of them are just bending over with exhaustion and saying, “Fuck it.” Instead of running from the disease, they are barebacking it and embracing their fate.
VICE Staff
9.1.06
The Kids Issue

VICE Lectures For Kids

Hey kids, ever wonder what will be happening four years from now? Ugh—high school! How about 40 years from now? Ugh—apocalypse, riots, and computers ruling humankind as if we were their toys!
VICE Staff
9.1.06
The Kids Issue

The Barmi Army

I don't have very fond memories of Bar Mitzvahs. When I had my ceremonial reading of the Torah (bible) in synagogue, I freaked out and completely lost my voice.
Mitchel Sodaman
9.1.06
The Kids Issue

Electric Independence

This issue, Electric Independence picked the brain of our guest critic, Jacob Poznanski. He's ten years old and lives in Stamford, a picturesque town in Lincolnshire, not far from Peterborough.
Piers Martin
9.1.06
The Kids Issue

Literary/I Want My DVDs

What is the funniest thing in the world? How about cruelty? How about a 12-year prank funded by Jimmy Kimmel where an innocent boob hell-bent on fame is tortured again and again.
GAVIN MCINNES, WILLIE IGGERSON, JERRY MCPHEERSON, J
9.1.06
The Kids Issue

Vice Recommends

Right now, I'm really liking laid-back hip-hop from the dirty south-the kind of stuff you could almost imagine people dancing to while lying flat on their back.
John McDonnell
9.1.06
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