Emma Garland is a writer specializing in music, culture, sex and global youth politics.
The pandemic has robbed us of the world's greatest singing show, so we're holding our own, including, but not limited to: Romanian trap, demonic Greek folk and OAP grime.
“My dad would rather I’d have my tits out and be a good person than have my shirt on and be a bitch.”
A coming together so perfect, it's amazing the world didn't implode at the point of contact.
Let’s not let this drag on. Let’s not let this be the “Ross and Rachel” of pop music.
"Please welcome to the stage, the hologram of Maya Angelou!"
Spoiler: NSFW, repeat, NSFW.
He's requested two framed photos of Carl Sagan, a bin, and 12 bottles of Stella, among other things.