Benjamin Korman
A People's History of Father's Day
Make this Father’s Day the greatest fucking baseball cap your dad ever wore!
What Your Kids' Clothes Say About You
Here are some trendy statements you can make by swathing your kids’ bodies in fabric.
Talking to Your Kids About Sex
Your kids probably spend a lot of time playing violent video games. Make sure you say “BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!” when explaining ejaculation.
The Pros and Cons of Breastfeeding
Every time you breastfeed your child, a dairy farmer slaughters one of his cows just to prove a point.
How to Raise Hip Kids
Here are a few fun tips for how to prepare your children for the tribulations of adult life.