Chris Nieratko

  • The Lost Lonnie Shit the Carpet Video

    On September 15, 2013, the world lost a comedic genius when my wife’s special uncle, Lonnie Luizza, passed away.

  • One-Night Stands

    Not one day passes that I don’t crave the open air of a strange and new place, wanting to find myself in inexplicable predicaments on foreign soil and barely escaping with my life.

  • Meet the Nieratkos... and Jenna Jameson!

    At the recent Exxxotica Porn Convention near my home in Edison, New Jersey, I sat down with Jenna Jameson to discuss her new book, public sex acts, feeding her boyfriend semen at dinner, anal sex, parenting, creepy old men, shaving with Neosporin, her...

  • Adam Wallacavage’s Funhouse

    While Adam still fancies himself a photographer, in recent years his passion has shifted to sculpting unique and fantastic chandeliers out of plaster in the form of octopus tentacles, snakeheads, and other ghoulish creatures. His new show opens on...

  • A Chat with Jerry Hsu on Photography and Leaving Enjoi

    San Jose’s Jerry Hsu is one of my all-time favorite human beings and definitely one of my top favorite skateboarders. Jerry possesses all the things that used to count for something as a skateboarder: creativity, style, integrity, an opinion, and a...

  • Skaters Can Read

    Despite the age-old rumor that skateboarders are illiterate, we have indisputable photographic and videotape evidence that proves just the opposite.