• Shut Up You Fucking Baby

    Why should you care that Harmony Korine did a documentary about another one of David Blaine's look-at-me stunts? So what if a megalomaniac magician locked himself in a tiny glass box for 44 days and called it performance art?

  • Death to the Nerds

    Goddammit, nerds. What have you done? You've ruined everything.

  • It's Every Video Game in the World

    Genes didn't fucking get us here. Shit, monkeys have genes. It's memes: the ability to tell the next generation what just happened-that's what put us on the map. If a monkey wasn't there, it didn't happen.