• What Kids Say - Would You Rather? (Dark Version)

    This used to be my favorite parlor game to play to try to out-torture other adults on poker night. Now I'm playing it with kids, and I started off by asking if they'd rather kill one person or cut off the arms of 35. Fun times!

  • Why Uni Lad Is Bigger than a Rape Joke

    In the rush to condemn Uni Lad's rape banter, we all risk missing out on their other jokes - and that would be the real rape.

  • Lock Up Your Mothers!

    Black Wizard are four hard-rocking nippers from the Canadian town of New Westminister. They remind me of the metal version of New Kids On The Block.

  • Jouko Lehtola

    The most precious little punk.

  • Shrooms Reunion

    The next seven hours fucked them up so intensely they still remember every minute detail 20 years later.

  • Dear Diary

    Just got back from Fugazi. Saw Cliff. Saw John. Saw Tyler. Talked to Bobby a lot. Saw Antonio. Antonio… his name just rolls off my tongue like Italian ices in 90-degree heat.