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Come, kiddies. Take another ride on the Torture Castle. There are beautiful knives, gorgeous fire places, and apes wearing crowns. It's fun, free, and FULL OF DEATH.
When I tried to set up a wifi in my new apartment, an internet service provider's customer service representative said I couldn't, because there was already an existing account in my apartment. I called my super, and he said the previous tenant had...
After sandy blew the city into a dark oblivion, the streets were somehow more crowded than ever. Cabin fever and the risk of accidentally drinking fecal water forced every vampire, ghoul, goblin, and freak out onto the darkened streets. With nothing to...
Bring a Ziploc baggie of ground beef instead of a dog. Start to remove its leash. Look tentatively around the park. If someone catches you doing this, direct piercing, relentless eye contact at them while slowly refastening the leash on your beef.
I think it’d be really cool if there were some Caspers around, some nice ghosts that I could just hang out, watch the game, or listen to music with. That would be great. They could keep me company but they wouldn't eat all my food or dirty up my place.
"I would like to die in the most badass way possible: fighting a shark with my fists and drowning at the same time."
"Global warming. Poor polar bears and penguins!"
"Something’s got to explain some creepy shit."
The Haunted High School.