• Welsh Cops Find Industrial Weed "Grow Op" Next to Their Courthouse

    If being the unwitting victim of human trafficking isn't bad enough, imagine reaching the country of your perceived salvation—Wales—only to discover that you were brought over only to be a weed slave.

  • Greek Neo-Nazi Beach Party!

    Mainstream Nazis have returned to Europe to openly read the anti-Semite blood libels The Protocols of the Elders of Zion in the Greek Parliament, to suppress entire towns beneath their thumb as vigilante social "cleansers," to increasingly hold...

  • The EDL Spent Saturday Bleeding All Over Birmingham, England

    You might have thought that the English Defence League had already sufficiently exploited Lee Rigby's murder for their own Islamophobic ends. But on Saturday, a bunch of EDL trekked up to Birmingham to continue dancing on Rigby's grave. I went along to...

  • The Company Helping Movie Studios Sue You for Illegal Downloading Has Been Using Images Without Permission

    Canipre, the company in question, has written "they all know it's wrong and they're still doing it." Referring to copyright theft. On top of an image that they are using without the permission of the copyright holder. On their official website. Whoops!

  • May Day in Berlin Was a Playground for Happy Idiots

    There's something about May Day in Berlin that seems to capture the city's essence. For one day every year, the streets fill with police, bold stoners, and all sorts of idiots—idiots in bathtubs, idiots in gorilla suits, idiots who cut drugs in phone...

  • How to Fake an Orgasm (A Guide for Dudes)

    It's ridiculous for a guy to even try to fake an orgasm. I mean, there’s hard fucking evidence of a dude’s climax, making it mind-numbingly obvious when he doesn’t. I’ve only experienced a dude attempting to fake an orgasm once, and it was probably the...

  • Cry-Baby of the Week

    This week: a woman who really hates that "Thrift Shop" song versus a very angry driver.

  • Cry-Baby of the Week

    This week: the drunk woman who doesn't like trains versus the drunk woman who called the police on her kids.

  • Cry-Baby of the Week

    This week: the Walmart employee who thinks family photos are child porn versus the drunk driver who killed people and is suing everyone.

  • Cry-Baby of the Week

    This week: the woman who hates food named after grenades, versus the teachers who hate a Pop-Tart shaped like a gun.

  • The Fight to Stop Tanzania's Witch Doctors Butchering Albino People

    In Tanzania, traditional healers and witch doctors have long considered the body parts of people with albinism as being essential to their magical recipes. These practitioners of muti—or "medicine murder"—believe that their recipes heal the sick and...

  • Cry-Baby of the Week

    This week: A woman who doesn't know what a tomato is vs. a woman who hates free airline upgrades.